The best Mozzarella sticks on the planet. No joking here. Having eaten mozzarella sticks my ENTIRE LIFE, I've never come across better deep fried cheese than the ones served up at Stirling Hotel, and it's not even close.
How was everything else? Who cares? When you come across a staple like Mozz sticks, at a bar, in the middle of nowhere, that are better than anything you've had you give zero fucks about what was going on. My life has been changed. I cannot think about other mozzarella sticks ever again. It's as though I've flown first class, or watch professional sports in a suite, or had a threesome with two gifted sex-workers, you simply cannot go back to the status quo after eating these delectable little suckers.
They're so good in fact, that I cannot stop thinking about them. In the shower, on the train, when I'm walking the dog. The delectable sticks pop into my head just to torment me. So perhaps this should serve as a warning. Do not eat these mozzarella sticks unless you're prepared to have your life turned upside down.
